Faz uma semana que minha mãe foi pra Garopaba!! Eu e meu pai estamos sozinhos em casa!!
Minha mãe, antes de ir pra praia, deixou uma lista que ocupava duas folhas de caderno!! Coisas que ela faz todos os dias e que eu e meu pai nunca prastávamos a atenção, como por exemplo:
- dar comida pra caturrita;
- comprar comida pra caturrita;
- trocar água da caturrita;
- trocar água do Chico;
- trocar água do Kevin;
- colocar ração pro Kevin e pro Chico;
- tirar frutas podres da geladeira (só lembro disso quando começa a cheirar);
- comprar ração pros cachorros;
- comprar semente de girassol pra caturrita;
- trocar água do beija-flor;
- limpar gaiola da caturrita;
- colocar jornal na casa do Chico;
- espantar as pombas que vêm roubar a ração do Chico;
Fora as tarefas rotineiras de limpeza e comida!
Hoje tive que lavar umas cuecas, pois se nao lavasse, amanha eu teria que ir de calcinha trabalhar! Tinha uma pilha de cuecas usadas aqui!
Meu liquidificador, onde faço minhas vitaminas, estava com manchas verdes!! E cheiro desconhecido...
Tinha um arroz na panela em cima do fogão que tinha a mesma substância "verde" do liquidificador! Esse arroz estava lá desde que minha mãe foi viajar, afinal foi ela quem havia feito o arroz.
Dia desses, cozinhei 5 ovos pra comer a clara. Acabei não comendo e acabei deixando os ovos na cumbuca! Fedeu demais!!!!! Apodreceram os ovos na cumbuca e eu não tinha coragem de mexer neles! Pedi ao meu pai que jogasse fora e ele o fez! Porém jogou no lixo que fica em cima da pia! Continuou a feder! MUITO!!! Aí trocamos o lixo da pia...
Ontem a noite, eu estava na rua conversando com umas amigas, meu pai já tinha ido dormir e o Kevin queria ficar na rua comigo! Proibí-o! Deixei ele dentro de casa. Ele começou a arranhar a porta, mas nao cedi, senão ele ficaria latindo no portão. Quando entrei pra dormir, o Kevin havia subido na minha cama e mijado no meu travesseiro!!!! Agora terei que lavar a fronha! Não sei como se lava uma fronha, afinal nunca lavei uma! Acho que vou lavar com shampoo pra ficar cheirosinha! E acho que tenho que lavar o travesseiro também, afinal a fronha não é impermeável...
Ontem, quando cheguei da rua, além da mijada do Kevin no travesseiro, tinha uma invasão de formigas pretas na sala! Entraram por uma fresta do forro e foram passear no chão! Pisoteei elas, cerca de 200! E fui dormir! Hoje, ao acordar, a casa fedia a cadáver de formigas em estado de putrefação! Não sabia que formiga morta fedia tanto...
Ontem minha mãe ligou! Disse que estava louca de saudades mas que nunca havia ficado tão feliz de estar curtindo férias merecidas! E disse que por ela ficaria mais uma semana (ela ia voltar hoje, Domingo), mas que tinha que voltar pra dar um apoio pra mim e pro pai. Eu, com pena dela disse:
- Mãe, fica mais uma semana! Se for por grana, eu te deposito mais uns pilas, mas fica aí. Aqui tá TUUUDO sob controle, eu e o pai estamos cuidando direitinho da casa, os cachorros, beija-flor, caturritas e as baratas estão todos bem alimentados! Fica aí mais uma semana! - falei isso pra ela com o coração na mão, pois eu queria que ela tivesse aqui pra por ordem no barraco - não esquenta com a gente!
E ela:
- Ai filho, como eu te amo! Que bom saber que está tudo sob controle. Então a mãe vai ficar mais uma semaninha tá? Beijos meu filho amado! Te amo!
Desligou...
Agora, tem mais uma semana!!!! Mais uma semana de caos...
Espero que minha mãe não entre em uma Lan House em Garopaba e resolva ler meu Blog!
Agora vou lá lavar meu liquidificador. A água já ferveu! Ah, o arroz continua lá na panela, não temos coragem de colocar em uma sacola! Mas semana que vem, antes dela voltar faremos isso!
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